Fun Facts

Although I have tried, I'm not a coffee drinker. I'M SORRY. I prefer to fuel my caffeine addiction with Diet Coke.

I'm a Cincinnati native; I'd take a bullet for Fiona the Hippo and I'm always down for a 3-way. 

I'm a proud Second City student with color changing capabilities if you pull me on stage during a show. 

No, my license photo is not in black and white, I'm just that pale. 

I will fearlessly order an Angry Orchard at any bar. 

I love to paint and I love cats so my retirement years are already looking sublime.

Claim to fame: Jet's Pizza follows me on Twitter.

And yeah, I'd consider myself a T-Pain enthusiast.